I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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