How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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