***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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