I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just puked most of my soul out..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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