the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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