no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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