Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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