: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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