Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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