sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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