We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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