One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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