Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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