it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Who wears a wallet chain?!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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