DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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