There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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