So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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