just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
