You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
ugly people sure do ruin things
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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