How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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