The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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