And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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