Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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