come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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