duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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