dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's never too late to be topless.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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