Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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