Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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