Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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