quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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