Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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