Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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