Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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