So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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