Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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