He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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