i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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