I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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