forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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