What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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