I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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