Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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