I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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