she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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