Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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