i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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