Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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