Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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