On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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