I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
