Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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