Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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