Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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